CUP WINNING STRAIN! CROPTOBERFEST MASSACHUSETTS FLOWER CUP 2022 3rd Place, Best Flower You can’t have a family tree involving First Class Funk (slightly indica hybrid cross of GMO x Jet Fuel) which is rich in spice and diesel gas with crushed peppercorns, and White Runtz with its creamy and smooth sugar berries smoke and not come out with a slam dunk flavor-bomb flower like this Smash Hits batch of Da Funk! Buds have a cracked-geode purple and dusty-green color range with wispy yellow-orange hairs, and nearly sparkle from the trichome frost. PALATE: Complex mint-cream touches and a heavy gas and floral blanket, accented by berry, citrus, and cookie spicy earth. EFFECT: Stoney misty euphoria and high impact body and pain relief till loosey-goosey and in range of couchlock. “Freshly turned loam, spun sugar, roadside petrol, hazelnut paste, quince, and brown butter sautéed morels. Each puff goes on to dissolve into infinite puddles of banana pudding and further dollops of agitated baby skunk. This is my highest level of intellectual and brain clearing, inspiring late summer stone fruits… Truly sopping in their lip-smacking terps and a touch of garlic at the end…As if each hit was danced with English Trifle, but not the sickly sweet dessert, however, I’m calling attention to the richness factor. Da Funk is the most sophisticated cannabis.” – Warren Bobrow, SKUNK Magazine