Smash Hits Strain by Chemdog

Da Funk

EFFECT: Stoney misty euphoria and high impact body and pain relief till loosey-goosey and in range of couchlock.

Buds have a cracked-geode purple and dusty-green color range with wispy yellow-orange hairs, and nearly sparkle from the trichome frost.

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Da Funk Lineage

Da Funk consists of First Class Funk crossed with White Runtz. You can’t have a family tree involving First Class Funk and White Runtz and not come out with a slam dunk flavor-bomb flower like this Smash Hits batch of Da Funk!

First Class Funk is a slightly indica hybrid cross of GMO and Jet Fuel. It is rich in spice and diesel gas with notes of crushed peppercorns. White Runtz, on the other hand, is creamy and smooth with sugary notes of berries in its smoke.

Combine these two amazing flavor & aroma experiences and you’ve got Da Funk.

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Getting To Know Da Funk

Family History

First Class Funk x White Runtz


Complex mint-cream touches and a heavy gas and floral blanket, accented by berry, citrus, and cookie spicy earth.


Couchlock and deep body effects with mental sharpness, and plenty of what some consumers call “super stoney-ness”. Those consumers are us.


b-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, a-Humulene, linalool


“My Tasting Notes for Da Funk: Freshly turned loam, spun sugar, roadside petrol, hazelnut paste, quince, and brown butter sauteed morels. Each puff goes on to dissolve into infinite puddles of banana pudding and further dollops of agitated baby skunk.

This is my highest level of intellectual and brain clearing, inspiring late summer stone fruits… Truly sopping in their lip-smacking terps and a touch of garlic at the end…As if each hit was danced with English Trifle, but not the sickly sweet dessert, however, I’m calling attention to the richness factor.

Da Funk is the most sophisticated cannabis-and it gets me thinking, what if this Massachusetts-grown cannabis from Chem Dog entered the Emerald Cup and won?”

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It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?

Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains. And then buy those strains. Oh, and then sign up for our email list because it’s the only way to get first notification of new strain drops before supplies run out. Okay that’s three things. Or you can just keep reading. Actually yes keep doing that.

Please Consume Responsibly.  This product may cause impairment and may be habit forming. For use only by adults 21 years of age or older. Keep out of the reach of children. 

This product has not been analyzed or approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This is limited information on the side effects of using this product, and there may be associated health risks. Marijuana used during pregnancy and breast-feeding may pose potential harms. It is against the law to drive or operate machinery when under the influence of this product.  KEEP THIS PRODUCT AWAY FROM CHILDREN. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgement. The effects of Edibles may be delayed by two hours or more. In case of accidental ingestion, contact poison control hotline 1-800-222-1222 or 9-1-1. This product may be illegal outside of MA.

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