Smash Hits Strain by Chemdog
EFFECT: Stoney misty euphoria and high impact body and pain relief till loosey-goosey and in range of couchlock.
Buds have a cracked-geode purple and dusty-green color range with wispy yellow-orange hairs, and nearly sparkle from the trichome frost.
Da Funk consists of First Class Funk crossed with White Runtz. You can’t have a family tree involving First Class Funk and White Runtz and not come out with a slam dunk flavor-bomb flower like this Smash Hits batch of Da Funk!
First Class Funk is a slightly indica hybrid cross of GMO and Jet Fuel. It is rich in spice and diesel gas with notes of crushed peppercorns. White Runtz, on the other hand, is creamy and smooth with sugary notes of berries in its smoke.
Combine these two amazing flavor & aroma experiences and you’ve got Da Funk.
The Da Funk cannabis strain comes from two parents: First Class Funk and White Runtz. First Class Funk is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that provides a euphoric sensation. Also, breeders created First Class Funk as a potent type of weed with a blend of 27 percent THC and 1 percent CGB. White Runtz also has a reputation for potency, with a THC of 17 percent. The limonene strain offers a sweet and citrusy flavor profile.
Da Funk marijuana has a standout flavor profile that many fans return to time and again. You’ll first notice a mint cream flavor reminiscent of mint ice cream cones. Another flavor profile that comes through is the sweet taste of a berry citrus cookie. To keep the Da Funk strain from becoming overly sweet, you’ll get some spice through the gasoline-inspired flavor profile included.
After securing the Da Funk in Massachusetts from Canna Provisions, you can use the buds in a pipe or bong. The hybrid strain offers a well-balanced sensation you’ll feel in the mind and the body. You’ll feel improved clarity as well as a relaxed vibe. If you’re feeling stressed or anxious, the Da Funk strain can help calm you down and improve your overall mood. Physically, you’ll feel less tension in the muscles and reduced inflammation. The high is very impactful and an experience of what many call couchlock.
Da Funk marijuana consists of several terpenes, including caryophyllene, limonene, humulene, and linalool. The caryophyllene gives Da Funk its spicier qualities. Typically, the terpene also provides a deep musk. Limonene offers a citrus flavor profile and can have energizing effects. Humulene has long been celebrated for its holistic properties and gives Da Funk some of its spicy and woodsy notes. Linalool is a lesser-used terpene and has a floral and pungent profile.
“My Tasting Notes for Da Funk: Freshly turned loam, spun sugar, roadside petrol, hazelnut paste, quince, and brown butter sauteed morels. Each puff goes on to dissolve into infinite puddles of banana pudding and further dollops of agitated baby skunk.
This is my highest level of intellectual and brain clearing, inspiring late summer stone fruits… Truly sopping in their lip-smacking terps and a touch of garlic at the end…As if each hit was danced with English Trifle, but not the sickly sweet dessert, however, I’m calling attention to the richness factor.
Da Funk is the most sophisticated cannabis-and it gets me thinking, what if this Massachusetts-grown cannabis from Chem Dog entered the Emerald Cup and won?”
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It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains. And then buy those strains. Oh, and then sign up for our email list because it’s the only way to get first notification of new strain drops before supplies run out. Okay that’s three things. Or you can just keep reading. Actually yes keep doing that.
Please Consume Responsibly. This product may cause impairment and may be habit forming. For use only by adults 21 years of age or older. Keep out of the reach of children.
This product has not been analyzed or approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This is limited information on the side effects of using this product, and there may be associated health risks. Marijuana used during pregnancy and breast-feeding may pose potential harms. It is against the law to drive or operate machinery when under the influence of this product. KEEP THIS PRODUCT AWAY FROM CHILDREN. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgement. The effects of Edibles may be delayed by two hours or more. In case of accidental ingestion, contact poison control hotline 1-800-222-1222 or 9-1-1. This product may be illegal outside of MA.
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