Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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3 DOG GIESEL
Of all the hand-picked genetics the Director of Cultivation for Canna Provisions chose for the exciting launch run, this particular one has a special place in the legendary cultivator’s heart. “This is an exclusive strain to Canna Provisions. It originated from my pal at Sherpa Seeds out of Vermont, and we are the only ones with them,” Chemdog says proudly. Chem’s pal used an Original Diesel cut from back in the day, crossed with a Tres Dawg male, and got some seeds. That yielded a male which was crossed with Chemdog’s made-by-mistake, clone-only Giesel (itself a cross of Mass Super Skunk x Chem D). So that formulation of Original Diesel x TresDawg x Giesel is the three Chemdog lines coming together for 3 Dog Giesel.
FAMILY HISTORY: Original Chem D x Tresdawg x Giesel (Mass Super Skunk x Original Chem D)
PALATE: Citrus and orange peel meets classic skunky powerhouse technicolor flavor fireworks.
EFFECT: “I love this flavor and high. It’s potent and gives me a dense cerebral couchlock and body effect. Def one for experienced consumers from taste to heavy effects. – Chemdog
TERPENES: 0.70%. TOP: d-Limonene, a-Humulene, linalool
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
A Deeper Look at 3 Dog Giesel
Profoundly relaxing, incredibly flavorful, and impressive lineage—the 3 Dog Giesel strain is a triple threat in the world of weed. This gorgeous cultivar is close to the cultivator’s heart for good reason: it’s a powerhouse of flavor and effects.
Strain type: Is 3 Dog Giesel Indica or Sativa?
The 3 Dog Giesel strain is a Hybrid that’s a little heavier on the Indica side of the equation. However, there is just enough of the Sativa lineage for a nice cerebral buzz that’s hard to miss.
More 3 Dog Giesel Characteristics
The 3 Dog Giesel strain has a triple lineup of famous parents: Original Chem D, Tresdawg, and Giesel. Giesel has made quite a name for itself with its own noteworthy genetics, which includes Mass Super Skunk and Original Chem D.
Super-skunky, super-citrusy, and all musk, this strain holds true to its genetics when it comes to aromatics. 3 Dog Giesel is a stunner when it comes to her profoundly concentrated smell.
If you enjoy the in-your-face citrus and skunk that is pretty much a given with any of the Chem D strains are known for, you’re going to love the hit of the 3 Dog Giesel strain. This one delivers a burst of citrus and classic skunk that melts across your tongue upon inhaling and tickles the back of your throat with spice on the way out.
The 3 Dog Giesel strain offers a potent terpene lineup, which is why it is such a flavorful, aromatic cultivar you can smell from across the room before it’s ever burning. The top terpenes are limonene, humulene, and linalool.
Effects: How will 3 Dog Giesel make me feel?
Relaxing, cerebral, and perfect for downtime, 3 Dog Giesel is not for the faint of heart. This higher-THC strain delivers some dense cerebral effects that will leave you locked to the couch, lost in thought, and wondering if pain or stress was ever actually a human experience.
Strains like 3 Dog Giesel
- Monkey Thunder
- Lemon Gelato
- Chemdog #4
Where to buy 3 Dog Giesel in Massachusetts
While you may find a few cultivars with Chem D lineage at other Massachusetts dispensaries, 3 Dog Giesel is an exclusive strain provided by Canna Provisions as part of the Smash Hits Collection. The Director of Cultivation at Canna Provisions happens to be Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski who is responsible for the hand-picked genetics behind the strain. Be sure to catch the 3 Dog Giesel strain, as well as others from the collection, at one of our dispensaries in MA. Our dispensary in Holyoke is only ~20 mins from Northampton and we’re conveniently located for those traveling from NYC.
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It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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