By now news that underground icon and now Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski has released his first legal crop as part of Canna Provisions own line of craft cannabis flower – Smash Hits – should be old news. If it’s not, take this time to catch up. Or just keep reading.
Smash Hits: Grown with love and care in our Sheffield, MA cultivation by our extremely talented grow team who take extreme pride and joy in growing the finest craft cannabis available on the legal retail market. Good. Now you’re caught up. To stay caught up, sign up for our email list because it’s the only way to get first notification of new Smash Hits strain drops before supplies run out.
Let’s get into why you’re here: Smash Hits. First, check out the incredible strain art by artist Nate Duval:
A gorgeous cross of what is known as “The Original Californian Orange Skunk” and Herojuana – an aroma-bomb of sweet and earthy essence – brings Captain Berry to life within the Smash Hits line. Dense buds glisten in the grow from this award-winning strain, and while the overall experience can blanket consumers with a focused and creative mindset, it’s the immediacy of the soothing mellow indica vibes that seems to trace through your limbs, back, and lower body before returning back to your head. Flavor hounds of every stripe: Ready yourselves.
FAMILY HISTORY: Herojuana x Orange Skunk
PALATE: Pungent, rich mandarin oranges and skunk-creaminess dusted with jasmine.
EFFECT: Rich and encompassing, focused creative bursts flanked by mellow indica vibes and full body fun.
TERPENES: 0.78%. TOP:b-Caryophyllene, nerolidol, a-Humulene
Staff Review of Captain Berry
“I packed a fresh glass chillum that had never been used to taste test this one. Very light, fluffy buds that still have a stickiness and density when hand-breaking up a medium sized nug. FLAVOR: The earthy and kushy-creaminess was definitely at the front, as was the pepper spice, followed by the citrus/orange/berry notes to the taste and smoke. EFFECT: Description is largely spot on. It kicked off with a sharp focus and quick-connection creativity, but about 10 mins after that it was deep body sensation including the feeling of it sort of rippling through my arms and legs out to the ends and back. Finished with a bit of eye pressure but overall very relaxed and stressless vibe while still mentally sharp. Nice small batch offering from the cultivation team!”
– Dan M.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name. I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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READ ABOUT SMASH HITS STRAINS BY CHEMDOG
- 3 DOG GIESEL
- CHEM 91
- MAC 1 (CAP’S CUT)
- STARDAWG (COREY CUT)
- ALL STRAIN INFO FOR OTHER SMASH HITS STRAIN HERE
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This product has not been analyzed or approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This is limited information on the side effects of using this product, and there may be associated health risks. Marijuana used during pregnancy and breast-feeding may pose potential harms. It is against the law to drive or operate machinery when under the influence of this product. KEEP THIS PRODUCT AWAY FROM CHILDREN. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgement. The effects of Edibles may be delayed by two hours or more. In case of accidental ingestion, contact poison control hotline 1-800-222-1222 or 9-1-1. This product may be illegal outside of MA.