Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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CHEM D x VINTAGE AFGHANI
Here’s a way to ensure you have a winning strain on your hands. Take a modern classic, in this case Chemdog’s own Chem D strain, and then cross it with classic-classic – Vintage Afghani. The resulting strain carries all the best attributes of its parents with lots of strong euphoria, deep stoned-ness, and body and mind relaxation that may just work you down to a delightful sleep. Flavors are classic Chem D fuel and rubber with sage, and an earthy kush-and-sweetness finish. Run, don’t walk for this one.
FAMILY HISTORY: Chem D x Vintage Afghani
PALATE: Classic Chem D layers of intense fuel and rubber crossed with earth and kushy-sweetness.
EFFECT: Strong euphoria and good-vibes, deep body and mind relaxation and more than a better chance of being lulled to sleep.
TERPENES: 0.89%. TOP: b-Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-Pinene
“Brilliant green and tight neon orange hairs woven into handsome well manicured buds practically jumped out of the container when I opened it. And man, anyone who looks at Chem D as one of those desert-island, all-time favorite strains will also have those classic Chem D flavors of gas, squealing hotrod tires, and fresh sage out of the garden. But it’s the grind and the smoke where the kush-frosting flavors and spicy earth float in like a ghost through a window. Big euphoric energy driving the effects, but the waves of body effect and sensory enhancement (read: live music felt very live) kept any anxiousness at bay. Fire coming out of Sheffield, MA.” – Dan M.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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