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Posted on January 1st, 2021 by Zach Kerr

CHEMDOG: HIGH TIMES AHEAD FOR THE FATHER OF KIND BUD

Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is a living legend of cannabis cultivation, and has long been referred to as the “Father of Kind Bud” in America. He is also Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation. Which means if you’re looking for where to find real Chemdog cannabis strains in the US, this is the place for you.

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The exclusive 3 Dog Giesel only at Canna Provisions, as profiled in the April 2020 Northeast Leaf “Strain of the Month” centerfold story.

Why? Canna Provisions is the ONLY legal cannabis dispensary to find authentic Chemdog grown strains and Chemdog genetics. As he himself is known to say when speaking to industry magazines and news outlets like Cannabis & Tech Today:

“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.

I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021

But for those that need a refresher, let this classic 2016 feature in High Times by Danny Vinkovetsky, aka “Danny Danko” as the culture as known him for years. Danny Danko is a writer, photographer and formerly the Senior Cultivation Editor of High Times magazine. He selected High Times’ annual Top 10 Strains of the Year since 2005 and is also the creator and founder of the High Times Seed Bank Hall of Fame, author of The Official High Times Field Guide to Marijuana Strains and the book Cannabis: A Beginner’s Guide to Growing Marijuana. He hosts the podcast “Grow Bud Yourself”.

Via High Times:

It’s June 1991 in Deer Creek, Indiana, and the Grateful Dead and their entourage are pulling into town for a two-night run. Little does anyone suspect that marijuana history is about to be made. The Dead’s tours had long been known as a nexus for cannabis trades and pot-seed dissemination, but these summertime shows at the Deer Creek Amphitheater are now legendary for more than just their three-hour set lists. Something happened on Shakedown Street that changed the course of cannabis connoisseurship forever.

Because these are the shows at which Chemdog, the man, discovered Chem Dog, the strain. Want to know more? You just gotta poke around ….

Yes you can poke around. Or as Weedmaps suggest, you just have to find where to find Chemdog strains, which in the Northeast will lead you to one main place: Canna Provisions.

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Chemdog’s exclusive 3 Dog Giesel strain found only with the Smash Hits line at Canna Provisions.
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Chemdog and Johnny Greenfingaz, Canna Provisions Grow Manager and sponsored fingernail polish model (really).
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A master inspects his plants along the way.

That was the beginning. From there, classic strains like Chemdog (note: it’s the 30th anniversary of Chem 91), Sour Diesel, OG Kush, and more. Back in 2016, High Times even shouted out the fact their recent cover story singled out Chemdog for being of “astounding potency”:

In a recent High Times cover story, “The Strongest Strains on Earth 2016,” my colleague Nico Escondido detailed the astounding potency of the Chem Dog entered into our 2015 Colorado Cannabis Cup by Next Harvest. Extensive lab tests showed the strain reaching a new milestone, coming in at a whopping 32.13 percent THC—the first time ever that a strain entered in one of our competitions topped the 30 percent mark. This will come as no surprise to anyone who has smoked the pure Chem Dog, but it certainly confirms the strength of this sensi stalwart.

Stalwart indeed. And now you can find Chem 91, Chem D, Zookies, Wonka Bars, Chem 4, Wedding Cake, Purple Urkle, Chem Sis, Zkittles, Snowdog, just to name a few at Canna Provisions with the grown-by-Chemdog stamp of approval to it.

And don’t forget, we’re also the exclusive carrier of Chem’s famous glass bubblers, chillums, hammers, bowls, and custom glass blowing work in Western Massachusetts.

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Chemdog likes you and wants you to love your cannabis as much as it loves you. So use one of these masterworks of glassblowing.

LOOKING TO START TO EXPLORE CHEMDOG STRAINS FROM HIS SMASH HITS LINE?

Here are some flower shots from SMASH HITS to get you in the mood:

 

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ZOOKIES: Experienced and novice consumers will find fast onset and a sometimes intense cerebral, happy high which gives way to couch-lock body relaxation. Sleep sometimes comes faster than expected.
MAC 1 Cap's Cut Smash Hits Chemdog Canna Provisions
MAC 1 (CAP’S CUT): Strong, balanced uplifting side of things, mood enhancer that skews productive and talkative with an overall relaxing and dreamy high.
Chemdog S1
CHEMDOG S1: Uplifting and euphoric for productivity and mental sharpness that crosses back into subtle and satisfying, deep body high ideal for a post-work wind-down without a knockout punch.
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CHEM SIS: Strong head high that has legs, mood uplifting and creativity/focus booster. Crowd pleaser.
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3 DOG GIESEL: “This is one of my favorite tasting strains out of this first batch because it reminds me of that old-school Afgooey flavor of earth, pine, and spice.” – Chemdog
Chem Select
CHEM 91: Gassy sativa notes of diesel, rubber, and a vanilla finish.
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