Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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Top Dawg Seeds provided the small beginnings that have blossomed into a dynamo strain. On the one hand you have the I-95 pine and earth soaking in diesel bathtub aromas that also brings in the classic gas and skunky characteristics of the world famous Chem 91. In the end you have I-91, named for the interstate cutting through Western Mass from Connecticut up through southern Vermont and New Hampshire. Similarly, the effects of this one can cut right through you with a headrush and new dimension effects great for productivity. Think: talkativeness and social camaraderie, or household chores and errands.
FAMILY HISTORY: Chem 91 x I-95
PALATE: Chemicals, earth, and conifer trees near a petrol station
EFFECT: Mindrace, focus and freewheeling creative vibes
TERPENES: 0.73%. TOP: b-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, a-Humulene, linalool
Buds immediately had a good pop to the nose.
A sort of bakers dozens of gradients of gassy/chemical/classic Chem 91 smells, but as if left in an open bell jar under old thick-trunk conifer trees and aromatic earth/soil.
FLAVOR: More classic Chem 91 than anything else I could pick up- classic unleaded gasoline fumes through an open window in the backseat of the car. Felt like the summer of 95.
EFFECT: Mindscapes and lucid dreaming meets doing your taxes. Real focused sharp cerebral clarity interlaced with a “Swiss cheese” effect – all that clarity suddenly swapped with time-warp to imagination-land (inspiration is in a sudden abundance). Like it’s name suggests this would be 100% my kind of road-trip flower, as the long-burn effects ended in my legs and lower half long after my head returned to baseline.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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