By now news that underground icon and now Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski has released his first legal crop as part of Canna Provisions own line of craft cannabis flower – Smash Hits – should be old news. If it’s not, take this time to catch up. Or just keep reading.
Smash Hits: Grown with love and care in our Sheffield, MA cultivation by our extremely talented grow team who take extreme pride and joy in growing the finest craft cannabis available on the legal retail market.
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Let’s get into why you’re here: Smash Hits. First, check out the incredible strain art by artist Nate Duval:
Chem has had this particular cut since 2006 and he’s loved every minute with it. A well established California native and long thought to be a phenotype of Grandaddy Purple or Mendocino Purps and other mysteries of 1980s weed world, Chem’s affinity for this cut is shared by everyone who comes across it for the thick bushy buds and dark colors juxtaposed with light green flourishes. Even seasoned consumers have called Urkle a “two-hitter-quitter”. That’s another way of saying this one is ready for those who are ready for it.
FAMILY HISTORY: Generally thought Grandaddy Purple and/or Mendocino Purps
PALATE: Grapes bobbing in a bowl of fruity cereal, skunk and sweet berries with wisps of earth and musk.
EFFECT: Physical and muscular, couchlock and even that pre-bedtime flower for sweet snooze-inducing feel-good.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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