By now news that underground icon and now Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski has released his first legal crop as part of Canna Provisions own line of craft cannabis flower – Smash Hits – should be old news. If it’s not, take this time to catch up. Or just keep reading.
Smash Hits: Grown with love and care in our Sheffield, MA cultivation by our extremely talented grow team who take extreme pride and joy in growing the finest craft cannabis available on the legal retail market.
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Let’s get into why you’re here: Smash Hits. First, check out the incredible strain art by artist Nate Duval:
URKLE x TRES DAWG
Urkle’s rich effects from thick bushy buds of dark trimmed leaves juxtaposed with light green flourishes all resulting in skunky sweet berries in sugar cereal (some have called it a “two-hitter-quitter”) means the crossing of the beloved Tres Dawg (a Chemdog backcross with Afghani #1) brings intense chemical citrus and popping pungent diesel. All of it coalesces into a singular smoke that culture kings and queens will covet right along with the newest of cannabis users looking for top flavor and effect.
FAMILY HISTORY: Urkle x Tres Dawg
PALATE: Skunky sweet berry cereal with intense chemical citrus and flowing diesel gas.
EFFECT: Mellow heady onset that floats in and out of spacey/introspective, followed by a haze and creeping couch-lock and amazing body high that leads some to the deep end of the sleep pool.
TERPENES: 1.29%. TOP: b-Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, b-Pinene
“Brought an earthy spice to my afternoon joint. I rolled up two joints, about a half gram each, and within a hit or two I could start feeling it in my eyes, heavy. A calm euphoria fell over me but my body also buzzed with energy (perhaps the large cold brew I had added to the slight jitters). While keeping myself busy with little physical tasks, my brain exclaimed over the beautiful weather at that time. While not overly chatty, I was perfectly content carrying a conversation or remaining inside my head. The body buzz did wear off after a short time and turned to peaceful presence. My second joint the following morning left me with the same feelings (again slight energy buzz, this time without a giant cold brew). General notes: uplifting at onset, plateaus and eventually settles into a lovely relaxing contentment. Heavy eyes, cotton-mouth.” – Chase O.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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Please Consume Responsibly. This product may cause impairment and may be habit forming. For use only by adults 21 years of age or older. Keep out of the reach of children.
This product has not been analyzed or approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This is limited information on the side effects of using this product, and there may be associated health risks. Marijuana used during pregnancy and breast-feeding may pose potential harms. It is against the law to drive or operate machinery when under the influence of this product. KEEP THIS PRODUCT AWAY FROM CHILDREN. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgement. The effects of Edibles may be delayed by two hours or more. In case of accidental ingestion, contact poison control hotline 1-800-222-1222 or 9-1-1. This product may be illegal outside of MA.