SMASH STASH

The Smash Stash is one full ounce of Smash Hits flower. Enjoy 28 individual 1g prerolls of 4 different award-winning Smash Hits strains that are easy to distinguish with color-coded filters, and kept fresh in a resealable glass jar for easy access whenever Smash Hits are needed.

This Smash Stash edition contains:

Giesel

A sativa-dominant hybrid born from Chemdog D and Mass Super Skunk—a lineage that practically hums with East Coast legacy energy. Expect pungent diesel and earthy citrus on the nose, with a sour-skunk finish that true heads will clock instantly. The effects? Bright, energetic, and mentally lifted, like hitting the gas pedal on your afternoon. For those chasing old-school Chemdog funk with a cerebral edge, Giesel brings the noise.

Chem S1

When you come from hearty stock, you can be sure you will carry the traits of your impressive parents. At least that’s the deal with Chem S1, which essentially means Chem D that’s been “selfed” or bred from a single Chem D seed thanks to the fact that once in a blue moon a seed will come from a male flower. Chemdog took that seed and cultivated into this Chem S1. Think: A stronger, more vivacious version of classic Chem D from top to bottom. PALATE: Diesel, conifer trees, pepper and distant mango. EFFECT: Uplifting and euphoric for productivity and mental sharpness that crosses back into subtle and satisfying, deep body high ideal for a post-work wind-down without a knockout punch.

Nesta OG

"Chem D × SFV OG Kush (Hybrid) It’s called Nesta OG, and like its namesake, it’s smooth, grounding, and deceptively powerful. Created by a personal friend of Chemdog, Nesta OG is a hybrid cross of Chem D × SFV OG Kush, this strain walks the line between raw edge and meditative calm. From the Chem D side, expect that classic chemical funk—sharp, gassy, with a hint of rubber glove and rebellion. SFV OG brings a citrus pine brightness that cuts through, lending clarity to the chaos. The high comes on like a slow sunrise: first a wave of focus and low-key motivation, then a deeper, warm body buzz that sneaks in and settles low. You’ll feel it behind the eyes first, then spreading down the spine into something that feels like exhale after tension. Not a couch-locker—but more of a soul anchor. Ideal for staying rooted while your thoughts stretch skyward. The flavor? Think diesel-soaked lemon rind, pine-needle tea brewed in a metal pot, and that unmistakable sour chem bite that lingers on the back of the tongue and nose. Heavy, clean, lingering. Nesta OG doesn’t try to impress—it just does what it came to do. FAMILY HISTORY: Chem D × SFV OG Kush PALATE: Diesel citrus funk, pine sharpness, and chemical sour exhale EFFECT: Focused cerebral lift that softens into grounded calm and full-body warmth"

Milk N Cookies

An indica-dominant hybrid strain created by a delicious cross of Cookies n’ Cream x Triple OG strains. If a great expanse of flavor is what you’re after, then welcome to the promised land of Milk n’ Cookies strain (sometimes referred to as “Milk & Cookies”). This one brings huge doughy sweet and creamy vanilla and fresh nutty richness to the table, chased smartly by cookie overtones and the cooling bite of anise dusted milk. The high is cool, calming, and euphoric with bones-deep body relaxation wrapped up in tingly, stimulated easy going vibes. FAMILY HISTORY: Cookies n’ Cream x Triple OG PALATE: Creamy vanilla, cookie dough, and nuts and anise all chased down by a cold glass of milk.