Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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Zookies is one of those strains. You know, the ones that cause experienced consumers to say “yes please”, and novice consumers to offer a range of reactions from “whoa, baby” to “um, yeah this is my stop”. The trademark dark purple and green flowers of this strain serve as the rugged fauna where orange pistils spring from the cracks and a trichrome flavor sheath of blinding frost which hugs the entire bud like reflections of light dancing between backlit raindrops. Yes, this description was crafted after a taste test.
FAMILY HISTORY: Animal Cookies x Original Glue
PALATE: Spice, rich cookies, island fruit sweetness, and diesel gas tones.
EFFECT: Experienced and novice consumers will find fast onset and a sometimes intense cerebral, happy high which gives way to couch-lock body relaxation. Sleep sometimes comes faster than expected.
TERPENES: 0.59% total. Top: B-Caryophellene, D-limonine, Myrcene
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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